Little Purple Chevy… HTF 288

Here is a crime in the making, ladies and gents. This woman was not driving with due care and attention. Here are her crimes:

-Failed to make left turn signal at an intersection
-Turned into the wrong lane
-Failed to signal while changing lanes
-Failed to signal while merging right on a corner
-Failed to yield at a corner
-Failed to reduce speed while merging right into a corner
-Turned into the wrong lane
-Failed to signal while changing lanes
-Failed to make left turn signal at intersection
-Turned into the wrong lane
-Failed to signal while changing lanes
-Failed to yield at a crosswalk
-Failed to make right turn signal
-Failed to make left turn signal
-Failed to yield to a pedestrian
-Failed to make left turn signal

…and my revenge? When she finally did signal, she turned into the Tim Horton’s parking lot (where she continued her wreckless driving habits). I pulled up beside her car, rolled down my window and said “Watch me.” I signalled left. I signalled right. “Have a nice day.” And I was off. Fuck ICBC’s “experienced driver discount.” It’s like WE’LL SAVE YOU MONEY SO YOU CAN COMMIT INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER!

I will continue my public debauchery of these so-called experienced drivers.
=*K

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~ by Kд§$ị (ИovΔ) on 01/21/2004.

One Response to “Little Purple Chevy… HTF 288”

  1. BAHAHAHAHA
    thats terrace for you.

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